Make way for the Dragon

[Qusterix]

Raurgh!

Behold my terrific might, with scales as hard as steel, claws like daggers, and jaws which have granted the end of many a meddlesome adventurer and beast alike whose dared try and plunder my Lair. I am the hallowed Guardian of this realm, where no sovereign may dwell and Nature alone rules. Come here seeking treasure, and you shall find yourself disappointed to find only my maw beckoning you hither.

[KushCat]

welcome xD

[FodderForGayBirds]

Raurgh!

Behold my terrific might, with scales as hard as steel, claws like daggers, and jaws which have granted the end of many a meddlesome adventurer and beast alike whose dared try and plunder my Lair. I am the hallowed Guardian of this realm, where no sovereign may dwell and Nature alone rules. Come here seeking treasure, and you shall find yourself disappointed to find only my maw beckoning you hither.

To say I am enthralled would be an understatement. To be your calories would be an honor. As every pred dragon of old knows, they have full reign over preythings wandering and exploring places they shouldn't. Yet if you ever enjoy the ones who come seeking your appetite and wrath upon them, I am one such accolyte for your body to claim as sustenance.

[Qusterix]

To say I am enthralled would be an understatement. To be your calories would be an honor. As every pred dragon of old knows, they have full reign over preythings wandering and exploring places they shouldn't. Yet if you ever enjoy the ones who come seeking your appetite and wrath upon them, I am one such accolyte for your body to claim as sustenance.

I find it endlessly amusing that a select few lesser-beings hold such intense admiration and respect for my magnificent form that their own lives pale in comparison. So much so that nourishing such a great body becomes a higher priority than even life itself. I do not know whether to regard those such as you as suicidal fools or selfless martyrs achieving draconic superiority through sacrifice.

Either way, you are more than welcome to spare me my weekly hunt and enjoy your ascension through the organic rite of digestion. In fact, I find my stomach growling in anticipation of taking you~

[FodderForGayBirds]

To say I am enthralled would be an understatement. To be your calories would be an honor. As every pred dragon of old knows, they have full reign over preythings wandering and exploring places they shouldn't. Yet if you ever enjoy the ones who come seeking your appetite and wrath upon them, I am one such accolyte for your body to claim as sustenance.

I find it endlessly amusing that a select few lesser-beings hold such intense admiration and respect for my magnificent form that their own lives pale in comparison. So much so that nourishing such a great body becomes a higher priority than even life itself. I do not know whether to regard those such as you as suicidal fools or selfless martyrs achieving draconic superiority through sacrifice.

Either way, you are more than welcome to spare me my weekly hunt and enjoy your ascension through the organic rite of digestion. In fact, I find my stomach growling in anticipation of taking you~

I in some way consider myself as both Selfless and foolish. Yet regardless of if you had me for supper immediately or later, I know it would happen. For it is my duty to perish as natural law dictates. Why be snuffed by the terrors of war, or by entropy eternal, when my soul cries to be consumed? Romanticized or nae, I would rather take action and accept my role than lay down and suffer with such waste of my meat trapped in a box beneath the soil. If I am going to the soil, let it be in a state unrecognizable as my pitiful prey self~

[Qusterix]

What an amusing thought. Perhaps I shall save it and spread it amongst other prey-things across their land and bear witness to a thousand fruits growing as the generations pass and more and more of them simply leap upon my teeth. Ah, but where would be the excitement in that? The joy of the hunt is a precious thing. No, I think I shall restrain such ambitions and preserve the natural order as it stands today. You will only be a little treat that'll settle in my stomach and your queer ideas forgotten in the acids which churn you into something far more beautiful~

[FodderForGayBirds]

What an amusing thought. Perhaps I shall save it and spread it amongst other prey-things across their land and bear witness to a thousand fruits growing as the generations pass and more and more of them simply leap upon my teeth. Ah, but where would be the excitement in that? The joy of the hunt is a precious thing. No, I think I shall restrain such ambitions and preserve the natural order as it stands today. You will only be a little treat that'll settle in my stomach and your queer ideas forgotten in the acids which churn you into something far more beautiful~

I am grateful for your acceptance of offering myself to your mighty, great, and glorious stomach. I also find the thought of you having offerings often amusing, but regardless of if you choose to foster more thoughts to have meals follow me into being part of you I will churn away for good all the same. And I agree wholeheartedly, dying for the cause of fueling your perfect, handsome, and ravenous form is a just cause even if it is a queer one. If you wish to take me to the security of your lair for a comfortable dining experience I will be happy to perish inside where you can enjoy some relaxation~ I without wavering, accept my demise as a source of meager nourishment and for entertainment. Please devour me at your leisure!